"We all, all, all go to heaven" - a song from the 50s that has done much damage

Children, I know you don't have it easy until you reach the "should" in life.
What you have done is written in the book of time, whether you are Schmitz or Müller.
All the numbers that are neatly kept are added up in the end
But this reckoning has no vexation it only brings us all plus

We all, all, all go to heaven
Because we're so good, because we're so good

Even St. Peter can see that
He says, "I'll gladly let you in"
You've been the purest little angels on earth

It was nighttime, and it must have been long past two when Officer Bump came by.
Inside the inn, he heard a noise, so he came in and looked.
"Don't commit a crime!" he said loudly, and the others looked.
What do you mean by criminal? You know, Bump, slowly the word is getting around

We'll all, all, all go to heaven
Cause we're so good, because we're so good
Even St Peter can see that
He says, "I'll gladly let you in"
You've been the purest angels on earth
We'll all, all, all go to heaven
Because we're so good, because we're so good
Even St Peter can see that
He says, "I'll gladly let you in"
You were already the purest angels on earth 

Cathcon:  The Catholic Church has no purpose if everyone is getting to heaven on such easy terms.