Ecumenical Vespers in Diocese of Linz

Suggestions for a caption? What denomination does the strange doll belong to? Is this what happens to you when you can't decide whether you are Catholic or Protestant. The woman on the right is the parish assistant by the way. The man on the left is not Catholic but Old Catholic (who departed into schism at the time of the First Vatican Council)- his name is, wait for it, Curate Demon!

The man to the right of her in this picture from St Francis in Wels is a Romanian Orthodox priest who must have taken leave of his senses. This is where they venerate the Twig (scroll down for more from this parish and others) and not the Cross, and worship God, Mother and Father.