How can I revoke my departure from the Catholic Church?

I don't believe it.

This is being run as a story on the Diocese of Linz website. All the people who left as a result of the appointment of Fr Wagner are being advised how to come back again now the bully boys of the Diocese have disposed of their Auxilliary Bishop elect. Within the next three months, they should just email or telephone to save their soul.

The Bishop of Linz has just said that Father Wagner did not suffer any unkindness in the Diocese and that his decision should be respected. Empty words.

Apostolic visitation now!