You know that you are seriously Catholic when....

Anna Arco's Diary - Catholic Herald Online

F is the biggest section in your phone book: Fr X, Fr Y, Fr Z....
You think men not wearing a dog-collar look underdressed..
You don't think it's odd that almost half of all your male friends spend at least some of their time in skirts...
You've inadvertently said, "Father" when you mean "Mister"....
You've genuflected leaving the cinema...
You think the Office is something you do morning, noon and night, not somewhere you go....
You've spent time wondering whether you ought to wear a mantilla for the extraordinary form..
You know that extraordinary form doesn't mean that you are super fit, but that the priest and deacons will have to be....
You know the difference between a chasuble and a cope....
You don't think asperges is french for asparagus tips...
You can talk more intelligently about Mother Teresa's Cause than you can about the situation in Iraq...
You've preemptively ended a date with the words, "I'd better tell you now that I'm a practicing Catholic."
You actually know the difference between the Virgin Birth and the Immaculate Conception....
You would travel across half the globe facing dubious accommodation, bad food and little hope of washing in order to hear a certain senior citizen speak...
You think the word JPII should be followed with "We love you"...
You own at least one picture of BXVI...
You think he's so so cute...especially when he does that little wave...
There are more pictures of saints on your bedside table than there are of your family...
You've regularly had cross purpose conversations about Madonna....
You've found yourself spending perfectly good clubbing nights on your knees in front of the Blessed Sacrament...
You kinda wish you owned some relics...
You know the difference between chastity and celibacy...
You have at some point, at least once, seriously considered religious life...
Some one sent this to you and obviously thought you would find it funny...