We are Church

wants a face-to-face meeting with the Pope. (as it is called in Austria, a Four-Eye Talk).

Married priests and more female pastoral assistants are the solutions to all modern evil proposed in their letter which was presented at a news conference by Peter Paul Kasper, the priest who brought the world, The Shrine to Judas. The next thing we would be hearing would be that priests should have a right to marry protestant women that they met are some ecumenical dating session in a nearby parish.

This same Peter Paul Kaspar has also published an (un!)edifying little book called "The Naked Madonna" Heretical Essays.

Linz going from bad to worse.

We are Church have also declared that the Pope should not be going on pilgrimage to the Marian heart of Austria, the National Shrine of Mariazell. He may upset the protestants. Cathcon will eagerly publish any photos that anyone might find of upset or even better rioting Austrian protestants.

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