1. Central is never busy, Always on the line, You may hear from heaven, Almost any time it is a Royal service, Free for one and all, When you get in trouble, Give this royal line a call.
2. Fail to get the answer, Satan's crossed your wire, By some strong delusion, Or some base desire, Take away obstructions, God is on the throne, And you'll get the answer, Through this Royal Telephone
CHORUS Telephone to glory, O what joy divine! I can feel the current Moving on the line; Built by God the Father, For his loved and own, We may talk to Jesus through this Royal Telephone
Cathcon- as long as he does not try to telephone during the Conclave.....